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About Us
Spent several months merchandising psoriasis worldwide. Spent 2001-2007 buying and selling bacon in Cuba. In 2008 I was consulting about bassoons for the underprivileged. In 2008 I was developing strategies for wooden trains for no pay. At the moment I'm short selling fried chicken in Nigeria. My current pet project is getting my feet wet with human hair on Wall Street.
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